Not your average cow.Moochie the Cow.

Ten thousand pixel cows, one Farm. Own a Moochie; $MOOCHIE and Milk will power everything you do with it.

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10,000 cows · 100% public · gen-0 never grows · 0.001 ETH a cow · 10 per wallet · no list · no reserve · no bell · fun first · 10,000 cows · 100% public · gen-0 never grows · 0.001 ETH a cow · 10 per wallet · no list · no reserve · no bell · fun first ·

First out of the pasture

One master Moochie, drawn pixel by pixel on a 48-square grid: bold ink lines, bright flat colour, no anti-aliasing anywhere. Every cow is the same cow wearing different defects from the copier: fourteen hides, hats, capes, medallions, moods, 176 traits across 15 layers. These are eight of the first out.

A Milk Run pixel Moochie — **Milk Run**
Blue Cape · Gold M Medallion
6 more traits
Background: Cream
Markings: Classic Patch
Eyes: Red-Brown
Mouth: Chewing Straw
Horns: Gold Crescent
Face: Sunglasses

A Corn Fed pixel Moochie — **Corn Fed**
Trucker Cap · Cow Bell
5 more traits
Background: Milk White
Eyes: Amber
Mouth: Neutral
Horns: Gold Crescent
Effect: Sparkle

A Country Road pixel Moochie — **Country Road**
Crimson Cape · Bandana · Scarf
5 more traits
Background: Polka Milk
Markings: Classic Patch
Eyes: Sleepy
Mouth: Smirk
Horns: Silver

A Muddy Boots pixel Moochie — **Muddy Boots**
Crimson Cape · Beanie · Scarf
7 more traits
Background: Sky Blue
Markings: Eye Patch
Eyes: Closed
Brows: Flat
Mouth: Gum Bubble
Horns: Silver
Face: Band-Aid

A Rusty Tractor pixel Moochie — **Rusty Tractor**
Violet Cape · Cow Bell
5 more traits
Background: Sky Blue
Markings: Classic Patch
Eyes: Amber
Mouth: Smirk
Horns: Gold Crescent

A Butter Cow pixel Moochie — **Butter Cow**Legendary cast
Blue Cape · Gold M Medallion
5 more traits
Background: Sky Blue
Eyes: Red-Brown
Mouth: Neutral
Horns: Gold Crescent
Effect: Sparkle

A Milk Pail pixel Moochie — **Milk Pail**Legendary cast
Blue Cape · Gold M Medallion
5 more traits
Background: Sky Bands
Eyes: Red-Brown
Mouth: Neutral
Horns: Gold Crescent
Effect: Sparkle

A County Fair pixel Moochie — **County Fair**Legendary cast
Emerald Cape · Gold M Medallion
5 more traits
Background: Pasture
Eyes: Red-Brown
Mouth: Neutral
Horns: Gold Crescent
Effect: Sparkle

A Midnight Graze pixel Moochie — **Midnight Graze**Legendary cast
Gold M Medallion
5 more traits
Background: Sky Blue
Eyes: Red-Brown
Mouth: Neutral
Horns: Gold Crescent
Effect: Sparkle

The Legendary casts

The copier misfired 23 times. Those cows came out cast whole in one pasture material: County Fair, Milk Pail, Mason Jar, Butter Cow, Midnight Graze and Bad Antenna. Twenty-three pieces in ten thousand.

Bad Antenna6 cows0.06%
Milk Pail5 cows0.05%
Mason Jar4 cows0.04%
Butter Cow3 cows0.03%
Midnight Graze3 cows0.03%
County Fair2 cows0.02%

Underneath the picture every Moochie also carries genes it was minted with: eight loci, dominant and recessive, invisible on the marketplace. A plain-looking cow can be a Mythic stud. You find out by playing.

The Farm is coming

A Moochie is a membership card, a character sheet and a face. After mint, the Farm opens in Harvests: seasons that add and never take away.

MILK

Milk

Your cows make Milk daily. It is not a token: it cannot be sold, it spoils if you hoard it, and everything on the Farm is built with it. Feeding your cow takes ten seconds a day.

GENES

Genetics

Eight gene pairs sealed at mint. Holders reveal them free. Visual rarity and genetic rarity are separate on purpose: floor cows can carry Mythic genes.

CALVES

Breeding

Two Gen-0 parents, a ticket and 2,000 Milk make a Calf, in a separate capped collection. At most 500 Calves a Harvest, two breeds per cow, ever. Gen-0 never inflates.

MOO

$MOOCHIE

The Farm's money, launched only after the Farm proves people come back to it. Fixed supply, published unlocks, and rewards released from a pool that throttles itself when activity is low.

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On-chain

Everything below is public and verified on Blockscout; nothing else with this name is the herd.

NFT contract · Moochie Gen-0 (ERC-721): 0x3dA4f979d190CC8187C28533ca892B2996783700
Token contract · $MOOCHIE (fixed 1B, deployed at TGE): written here the day the corral opens
Owner wallet: 0xd249e3ED9A825075e00ad8D1aC11ed28940a171B
Chain: Robinhood Chain · 4663
Standards: ERC-721 collection + fixed-supply ERC-20, kept separate on purpose: game state and fungibility never share a contract
Provenance: 45e895e382ecdb94950e918cda7ae697c0b49efe65c922e233f36b0b7f061902
Secondary market: OpenSea

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THE CORRAL

no bull · one price for every cow · ten a wallet

Herd paper · corral no. 721

Round up your cows

Through the corral0 of 10,000

3cows

Moo-lah · 3 × 0.001 ETH0.003 ETH

Gasto the chain, not the barn

You get3 Moochies

Room left in your penconnect to see

Price0.001 ETH

Per wallet10

NetworkRobinhood Chain

StandardERC-721

Public share100%

Gen-0never grows

Grazing today

Stamped on Robinhood Chain · same price for every cow · ten per wallet, however many trips

Checking…

What a cow is good for 🐄

🌾 Ranchers airdrop: 15% of all $MOOCHIE, 150,000,000 tokens, is reserved for cow holders at TGE, claimed per cow. The biggest allocation any farmer can touch.

🥛Milk, daily. Your cow makes Milk every day on the Farm, and everything there is built with it: buildings, breeding, contests, cosmetics.
🧬Sealed genes. Eight gene pairs hidden under the picture. A floor-priced cow can be a Mythic stud. You find out by playing.
🐮Breeding rights. Two Calves per cow, ever, into a separate capped collection. Scarce by design, Gen-0 never inflates.
🎀County fairs. Competitions, ribbons and prizes every Harvest season, holders only.
🎟️Membership. One of 10,000, your face on the ranch, and the door to every Harvest the Farm ever opens. 0.001 ETH flat, no other door.

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OPEN BARN DAY · PRACTICE PEN

Play the Farm 🐄

The real Farm opens after the corral. This is the practice pen: same rules, practice prices, borrowed cows, nothing on-chain. One farm day passes every 20 seconds. Come learn the ropes.

Borrow a cow

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The whole machine 🚜

Everything this project will do, laid out before it does it. Read the plan, hold us to it. No surprises on a ranch. Prefer doing to reading? Play the practice pen.

The corral opensNo date, no bell. 10,000 cows, 100% public, 0.001 ETH each, ten per wallet. Zero pre-mints; the team stands in line too.

The revealUntil sellout every cow wears the barn silhouette. Then a block hash shuffles who got what. Nobody picks, including us.

Hay seasonHolders accrue Hay just by holding and playing early Farm games. Hay becomes the airdrop claim at TGE.

TGE$MOOCHIE launches with the Trough seeded by half of all mint money, behind a 20-minute sniper guard that dies on its own.

The FarmOpens in Harvests: seasons that add content and never take any away. Milk, genes, Calves, contests.

The corral, exactly

Pay at the gate, get your cow in the same breath. It lands in your wallet instantly, wearing the barn silhouette, and flips to its true self at the reveal.

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All 10,000 cows are already drawn and sealed under a provenance hash written into the contract, so the art provably existed before the first mint. The reveal offset comes from a block hash after sellout, so which cow answers which number is decided by the chain, not by anyone.

Where the mint money goes

Every mint payment sits inside the contract itself until launch chores are done. Half of everything the corral takes becomes $MOOCHIE liquidity in the Trough at TGE. The other half funds building the Farm. The contract has exactly one exit for funds and it leads to one address, so the money's path can be watched the whole way.

The three things you can hold

MILK

Milk

Made daily by your cows, spent on everything: buildings, breeding, contests, cosmetics. It cannot be sold and it spoils if hoarded. All of the farming, none of the sell pressure.

HAY

Hay

Points that accrue to holders before the token exists. At TGE, Hay becomes your claim on the Ranchers airdrop. Quietly rewards the people who showed up early and stayed.

MOO

$MOOCHIE

The Farm's money, fixed at 1,000,000,000 forever with no mint function. It arrives only after the Farm proves people come back to it. Spent in-game, half of every spend burns.

A day on the Farm

Feed your cow. Ten seconds, once a day, that is the whole ask. Fed cows make Milk. Milk builds the barn out: sheds, contests, cosmetics, breeding tickets. Miss a day and nothing is lost but that day's Milk; this is a farm, not a job.

Genes and Calves

Every cow carries eight gene pairs sealed at mint, invisible on any marketplace. Holders reveal them free. Two Gen-0 parents, a ticket and 2,000 Milk make a Calf in a separate collection: at most 500 Calves a Harvest, two breeds per cow, ever, and Calves cannot even move wallets until they grow up. The 10,000 stay the 10,000.

The valve

Farm rewards come from one pre-funded pool that shrinks 10% every Harvest. Each week it releases at most a small floor plus 1.5 times what players actually spent in-game the week before.

Worked example: the schedule would allow 1,000,000 this week, but players only spent 100,000 last week. The valve opens to 350,000, not a token more. Quiet weeks throttle the faucet on their own, and half of every in-game spend burns forever.

The Barn Raising

Before TGE, chores at the barn earn Hay: 10 a chore, 50 for a full Cow Tag, 20 more for posting your tag on X, and 25 every time a farmer stamps a tag through your gate link. The Barn Board ranks every farmer in real time.

The pool is fixed before the first point exists: 20,000,000 $MOOCHIE, 2% of total supply, carved out of the Farm rewards allocation (which keeps its other 380,000,000). At TGE the barn takes one snapshot and every farmer's claim is your Hay ÷ all Hay × 20,000,000, capped at 400,000 $MOOCHIE per farmer. Worked example: the barn holds 1,000,000 Hay and you gathered 500, so you claim 500 ÷ 1,000,000 × 20,000,000 = 10,000 $MOOCHIE. More farmers means thinner slices, never a bigger pool, so the campaign cannot cost more than it says. A bot herd that somehow gathered 5% of all Hay still hits the 400,000 cap, the excess stays in Farm rewards, and obvious bot herds are culled from the ledger before the snapshot anyway. Hay cannot be bought, sold or moved between farmers, and $MOOCHIE is what the Farm's shop takes, so the reward spends inside the game it came from.

The guard at the Trough

The moment trading opens, buys and sells start at a 20% tax that melts to zero across the first 20 minutes, paid to the public treasury. Wallet-to-wallet transfers are never taxed, and after minute 20 no function exists to bring any fee back. Bots that rush the pool fund the Farm; everyone else just waits.

What the ranch cannot do

These are not promises, they are absences in the code: no owner mint of any kind, no pause switch, no way to change the art after the freeze, no way to set provenance twice, royalty can only ever go down, and the token supply has no mint function to abuse. The rest is a herd, a Farm built in the open, and a sign-off you already know. Cows don't read maps.

Barn chores 🐮

Every animal on this ranch wears a tag with a number on it. Do your chores around the barn and the ranch stamps one with your name. Moo.

Chores pay in Hay 🌾: 10 a chore, 50 for the full tag, 20 more for posting your tag on X, and 25 every time a farmer stamps a tag through your gate link. The Barn Board below ranks the whole ranch in real time, and at TGE every Hay converts to $MOOCHIE from one fixed pool. The math is at the bottom of this page.

+10 🌾

🚜

Join the herdsaddle up and follow the ranch +10 🌾

🔔

Turn on the bellthe cow rings it when something's up +10 🌾

🌾

Toss the hayrepost the freshest bale +10 🌾

🐮

Say MOOone loud MOO in the comments +10 🌾

📣

Tell the neighborsquote the post in your own words NEW · BONUS+10 🌾

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Leave a word at the fresh postdrop a comment on the ranch's newest post. bonus chore: already tagged? come claim it anyway

THE MILK BUCKET🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

GATES PAY MOST 🐮 every farmer who stamps a tag through your link is +25 HAY to you. no limit. share your gate, refer more, RANK UP.

X HANDLE

WALLET (EVM)

WHO INVITED YOU? (optional)

type the X username of the farmer who invited you. they earn +25 Hay 🌾 when you stamp. clicked their link? this box fills itself. nobody invited you? leave it empty.

The Barn Board 🌾

–FARMERS TAGGED

–HAY IN THE BARN

–YOUR RANK

#	FARMER	GATES	HAY 🌾	$MOOCHIE EST.
the board wakes when the ledger does…

estimates move with every Hay in the barn until the TGE snapshot. pool 20,000,000 · cap 400,000 a farmer.

What Hay becomes. At TGE one fixed pool of 20,000,000 $MOOCHIE (2% of supply, carved out of Farm rewards) is split over every Hay in the barn (chores, share bonus and gates alike), pro-rata: your claim = your Hay ÷ all Hay × 20,000,000, capped at 400,000 per farmer. Nobody can grow the pool, nobody can print Hay, and Hay cannot be bought or sold, only earned. Bot herds get culled from the ledger before the snapshot, so real farmers keep their slice. Full worked example on the machine page.

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How the Farm works

Depth underneath, thirty seconds on top. The whole idea: you own a Moochie; your Moochies make a farm; $MOOCHIE and Milk power everything you do with them. Below are the five laws every later decision obeys.

LAW 1

Fixed faucet, pro-rata split

$MOOCHIE supply is fixed at 1,000,000,000 with no mint function. Game rewards come only from a pre-funded seasonal pool that shrinks 10% each Harvest, split among participants. Never "X tokens per action".

LAW 2

The valve

Each week the pool releases at most a floor plus 1.5× what players actually spent in-game the week before, and half of every spend is burned forever. Low activity throttles the faucet automatically.

LAW 3

Milk is not money

The daily resource is soulbound and it spoils. All of the farming, none of the sell pressure.

LAW 4

Gen-0 never inflates

Breeding mints Calves into a separate collection capped at 500 per Harvest, two breeds per cow, ever. The 10,000 stay the 10,000.

LAW 5

Membership, not yield

A Moochie is access, identity and in-game advantage. It is not a dividend, and nothing here promises anyone money.

$MOOCHIE, on one card

Deployed at TGE, only after the Farm's first phase proves people come back to it. Five lines, no fine print. Every line becomes a named on-chain wallet anyone can watch.

Allocation	Share	What it is
Ranchers (Hay airdrop)	15%	claimed by Moochie holders at TGE
Farm rewards	40%	released Harvest by Harvest through the valve, only as the game is played
Liquidity (the Trough)	15%	paired with half of all mint proceeds to open trading at TGE
Treasury	20%	building the Farm, prizes, partners
Team	10%	the people drawing the cows

And the mint money: half of everything the corral takes goes into the Trough as $MOOCHIE liquidity at TGE. The other half funds building the Farm. All of it verifiable on-chain.

The sniper guard: when the Trough opens, buys and sells start at a 20% tax that melts to zero over the first 20 minutes. Taxed tokens go to the treasury, whose address is public, so every cent the guard collects is on the record. It is hard-coded to die: after minute 20 the tax is zero forever, wallet-to-wallet transfers are never taxed, and no function exists to bring it back.

Straight talk

The mint is an ERC-721. The token does not exist yet; anything trading as $MOOCHIE before our TGE announcement is not us. When it does launch, the only fee it will ever have is the 20-minute sniper guard, which pays the public treasury wallet, dies on its own, and cannot be reinstated.
Every one of the 10,000 cows is minted at the corral at the same price. There is no allowlist, no free list and no team reserve; the team mints like everyone else. The owner can open the corral and withdraw mint funds, cannot mint cows at all, cannot change the art after the freeze, and can only ever lower the royalty.
Trait art is committed as a provenance hash before the corral opens; the reveal offset comes from a block hash after sellout, so nobody, including us, picks who gets what.
Milk and Hay live on our game server, checkpointed on-chain so they can be audited. They are not tokens and never will be.
The Farm ships in phases and the token launches only when the first phase holds its players. If the game is not fun, no token fixes that, so the game goes first.
Only the addresses printed on this site are Moochie. Nothing here is financial advice.

Questions

What do I actually get when I mint?

A Gen-0 Moochie: a bright 48-pixel cow that is your face, your membership to the Farm, your character sheet (genes included), and your breeding rights when the Calving opens. One of exactly 10,000, forever.

Where is the token?

Not out yet, on purpose. Holders accrue Hay first; $MOOCHIE deploys at TGE with the table above published as named wallets. The order is NFT, then points, then token, then the full Farm.

Do rare cows print more tokens?

No. Rarity buys collectibility, identity and small in-game advantages like an extra gene reroll. Token rewards come from seasonal pools split by participation, not by floor price.

Can breeding flood the supply?

No. Calves are a separate collection, at most 500 per Harvest, each Gen-0 can breed twice in its life, and Calves cannot even be transferred until they grow up.

Which chain, and what do I need?

Robinhood Chain (chain 4663), ETH for gas, any EVM wallet. The Connect button offers to add the network.

Is the contract verified?

Yes, on Blockscout, linked in the footer the day it deploys. ERC-721, immutable, no proxy, no pause switch.

On-chain

Everything below is public and verified on Blockscout; nothing else with this name is the herd.

NFT contract · Moochie Gen-0 (ERC-721): 0x3dA4f979d190CC8187C28533ca892B2996783700
Token contract · $MOOCHIE (fixed 1B, deployed at TGE): written here the day the corral opens
Owner wallet: 0xd249e3ED9A825075e00ad8D1aC11ed28940a171B
Chain: Robinhood Chain · 4663
Standards: ERC-721 collection + fixed-supply ERC-20, kept separate on purpose: game state and fungibility never share a contract
Provenance: 45e895e382ecdb94950e918cda7ae697c0b49efe65c922e233f36b0b7f061902
Secondary market: OpenSea

First out of the pasture

The Legendary casts

The Farm is coming

Milk

Genetics

Breeding

$MOOCHIE

On-chain

THE CORRAL

Round up your cows

What a cow is good for 🐄

Play the Farm 🐄

Borrow a cow

The barn shop

Genes

Breeding

The county fair

The valve, live

The whole machine 🚜

The corral, exactly

Where the mint money goes

The three things you can hold

Milk

Hay

$MOOCHIE

A day on the Farm

Genes and Calves

The valve

The Barn Raising

The guard at the Trough

What the ranch cannot do

Barn chores 🐮

The Barn Board 🌾

How the Farm works

Fixed faucet, pro-rata split

The valve

Milk is not money

Gen-0 never inflates

Membership, not yield

$MOOCHIE, on one card

Straight talk

Questions

On-chain